My good friend Tom Hine - a born entertainer if ever there was one - once told me that there are only seven jokes in the world, and every joke is a spin-off from one of them. With that caveat in mind, I still believe some of these jokes are originally mine. Some of them I have adapted from others. And some I just heard in the pub. So please don't contact me to say you've heard a joke before. Or that a funny guy on the telly told the same joke. I know ~ I know ~ I know.....

Now let the fun begin..

5th Oct 2018

Please note these jokes are discontinued until further notice. However, I do provided the last 5.....

I'm an only child. In fact my parents had wanted an abortion, but the doctor said that they'd left it too late, as I'd already started school.

 

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My wife's stood by me throughout our married life. One day I must buy her her own chair.

 

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Some words of the wise:-

 

* It is experience that can make fools wise

 

* Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.

 

* If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back now 'n then to make sure it's still there.

 

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